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I could use a drink right now

Snurched from practically everybody.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (166), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 68% on proof
You scored higher than 99% on beer index
You scored higher than 99% on wine index
You scored higher than 99% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid


Interesting test. I so absolutely know so little about mixed drinks and hard liquor. I guess I remember my father's lessons from when he drank and mixed drinks at parties in the 1960s. Weird. Anyway, I'm sorta pleased about this.

I'm sitting here with my frelling jaw and ear thwanging so loudly that i can't hear myself think. Got a molar pulled yesterday and I'm paying for it today. It is funny. When I am nervous or scared I tend to get really sarcastic and snarky. The pereodontist yesterday was this guy about my age who had absolutely NO sense of humor. I said when he was done that it felt like his foot was leaning on the chair while he was yanking the tooth. He looked at me like I was crazy. Not knowing when to stop (and totally incredulous from his reaction) I then said that I guess tooth pulling hasn't changed since the old wrench days we see in cartoons. Still no reaction except a slight frown on the Doctor's part. I quit and figure I'll ask him a scientific question--like pain medicine. So I ask him what an implant is (my next adventure) and I get the entire dictionary and encylopoedia explanation of the thing. I have his number. He is a geek.

Well, tomorrow I get to go and package up 500 Purium baskets (gifts like Easter Baskets) only filled with dried fruit, candy, and bubble gum. The volunteer project netted $17,000 for charity so my friend R and I are quite pleased.

Comments

I scored as Bourbon, too, which is boggling, since I know virtually nothing about alcohol and guessed at just about every question.

(((your tooth))) I'm *all* about the nitrous oxide, dude!

Congrats on the charity project!
Rum
Congratulations! You're 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (33), and liquor (60).
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 1% on proof

You scored higher than 71% on beer index

You scored higher than 71% on wine index

You scored higher than 71% on liquor index

This does prove I know nothing about liquor...mmmm...I think that wine I got the Christmas before last is still good.

You know a hot toty is really go for toothaches. (Clink) Here is to you feeling better soon.